honey and sting

So, Sundara (on LJ and DW) today posted about rescuing a turtle from the road, and how this is actually a not-rare occurance for her.

Forthwith, I dubbed her Rescuer of Turtles.

Years ago, she reminds me, she dubbed me Namer of Things. (Though I cling to my earlier self-designation, "Destroyer of Hairbrushes" -- have you SEEN my hair???)

Here is how you play:

tag someone on your flist to give you an epithet in the form of X of Z, where X = an action word, and Z = a noun.

alternately dub yourself, or anyone on your flist who invites you do gift them with an epithet.

Who wants to play?