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September 5, 2012
Democrats Revise Convention Schedule
Posted by Andy Borowitz

CHARLOTTE (The Borowitz Report)—The Democratic National Convention today released a dramatically revised schedule for the night of Wednesday, September 5th:


8:00 Call to Order by First Lady Michelle Obama
8:10 National Anthem, performed by Branford Marsalis (saxophone), Michelle Obama (vocals)
8:15 Pledge of Allegiance to Michelle
8:20 Former President Bill Clinton introduces video of Michelle Obama
8:25 Video replay of last night’s speech by Michelle Obama (on loop until 10:58)
10:58—10:59 Remarks by Vice-President Joe Biden
10:59 Benediction by the Reverend Michelle Obama


Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/09/democrats-revise-convention-schedule.html#ixzz25c8qp3eF

public service announcement

not sure of the timing of this -- came to me in a forwarded email. in any case, the do not call number is useful.

REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month.

All cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and

you will start to receive sales calls.

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 1-888-382-1222.

It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time.

It blocks your number for five (5) years. (workds for land lines too)

You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked.
You cannot call from a different phone number.

HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON. It takes about 20 seconds.