honey and sting

The good thing is, most of our little south-western lizards are harmless to us people. I would worry that he'd die of lack of food or water if you can't convince him outside is where he belongs, though. A local pest control might be able to give you advice on how to get him to leave.

I had a big, fat Western Spadefoot Toad in the house the other evening. He came in as I let the dogs out, and I had to move the fridge to get to him and shoo him back outside. But I managed. I much prefer the bug-eaters out where the bugs are...